Brian MacMillan

Mittens: Cat Detective

BM Mittens: Cat Detective

Mittens: Cat Detective

A detective story about an uptight dog and a catnip-addicted cat. It is a parody of stereotypes about English and French Canada, as well as of murder mysteries in general.

La Belle Chat Sans Merci

I

O what can ail thee, cat-with-claws,
Alone and darkly stalking?
The sedge has wither’d from the lake,
And no birds sing

II

O what can ail thee, cat-with-claws.
So haggard and so woe-begone?
The squirrel’s granary is full,
And the harvest’s done

III

I see a lily on thy brow
With anguish moist and fever dew,
And on thy cheeks a fading rose.
Fast withereth too.

IV

I met a feline in the meads,
Full beautiful—a faery’s child,
Her hair was long, her foot was light,
And her eyes were wild.

-John Keats

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